![]() ![]() Either way, Ratchet and Clank’s intergalactic bromance will continue, so the spandex-wearing hero can seemingly go f*ck himself. YEARS! Just imagine the physiological scarring. Hell, even if Qwark somehow miraculously manages to best Snowball it could be years until he gets rescued. But how about sparing a thought for their old buddy Captain Qwark? Admittedly he’s a selfish, cowardly self promoter, but last time we looked that didn’t warrant being left behind by your mates to have your scrotum chewed on by a massive monster.Ĭlank was seemingly distraught at leaving Ratchet alone in his quest to find his furry family, though neither of them seem to have any problem abandoning a comrade to a life of space solitude and groin-based lacerations. Providing a horrendous happy ending in: Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in TimeĪlright, so everything ends up fine and dandy for our two heroes (even if the closest thing Ratchet will ever have to a father dies in the process). So that’s the only thing that really matters.Ībove: "No, I love you more." Best buds reunite, leave other friend to get his balls bitten off Still, Raiden totally remembers Rose’s anniversary in the end, and we bet they had some awesome makeup sex. After all, it only marks the site where the Bill of Rights was ratified.īut hey, those poor bastard New York construction workers won’t mind putting that along with half the city back to-bloody-gether again. Oh, and the Federal Hall National Memorial that so casually gets crushed? Yeah, that’s kind of a big deal. Well, except for all the families of the hundreds of folk who were no doubt squashed by Arsenal Gear, which the game so conveniently glosses over.Īnd what about all the millions upon millions of dollars worth of property damage inflicted upon the Big Apple? Seriously, it’s going to take years to rebuild all the shit Arsenal no doubt destroyed. As long as he hooks up with his girlfriend at the end, everything is all peaches and cream. Providing a horrendous happy ending in: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of LibertyĪka the game where the hero lets half of Manhattan gets flattened by a Metal Gear the size of an aircraft carrier. New York gets flattened, but the hero gets the girl ![]() How about building a memorial for all those cute little blighters that saved the whole goddamn universe? Hey, if you want to just piss about in a bee costume, though, that’s fine too, pal. All Mario cares about is scoffing his fat face with a cake Peach baked for him. ![]() Is there any mention of this galactic tragedy in the sequel, you ask? Is there hell. And during the pandemic especially, Simon says, business was booming. Exceptions to rules, while rare, are made on a case by case basis by moderators.Above: That ain't no way for no Luma to go Based on anecdotal research, this rate is a little bit pricier than what men pay for a happy endingthe average price is around 100but male happy-ending providers find they can charge more because there are fewer men out there doing it. Extreme infractions of rules may lead to a ban without a first warning. If you believe it was done in error please contact the modteam. If your comment suddenly disappears, it might have broken one of the rules. Relatively recent reposts and threads on the same topic will be removed. No low effort content, all submissions must be related to NieR in some way. No begging for redemption codes, steam library sharing, etc. Do not link to, or request, copies of anything being sold by Square Enix. Short gameclips, longform analysis, and lore videos are encouraged.īuying, selling, and trading posts are prohibited with the exception of links to well known online marketplaces and official vendors. No self-promotion of Let's Plays and streams. Click here for the full list of rules on artwork and cosplay submissions. No pornographic, or overtly sexual content. (/spoiler) becomes Spoiler text or in a more recent format >!spoiler text goes here!< Please tag all posts with spoiler content from the games/side-materials, and keep spoilers within the thread limited to the confines of the tag. Please make use of the flairing system to describe the content within your submission. For discussion of the games, art books, drama cds, music scores, stage plays, live concerts, and other related media. A community for the Nier/Nier Automata & Drakengard trilogy. ![]()
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